Brain Dead Line

Today the ministers declared that parties can go on in Mumbai on 31st Dec, 2013 until 5 am and the commissioner of police gave the deadline of 1.30 am. The police say that this is for the safety of girls. While they continue disputing, lets consider both scenarios. If the party at clubs ends at 1.30, its not like the girls who party till 1.30 will go home after the party. They will crash at a friends empty house or house party. Now where is there a higher chance of a girl getting raped? At a full club? Or an empty house? Didn't we learn anything from 24? :P So the police is rooting for the girls travelling back home in the middle of the night and not at 5am at the break of dawn! Hmmm..interesting! The police also seems to think a girls protection depends on the time that the party ends. So the curfew for the party is essential to be discussed and capital punishment for rapists is for a later date. My request to police stop blaming late night parties or any other silly things like that for rapes! The only cause is perversion in the minds of males! If you want to scare them off then the punishment must be castration in public!
Jan Hit mein Jaari!

Happy safe new year everyone!

Croakalution?

Today I found a cockroach in my sink that did not do its wriggly thing and get unconscious when I poured soap water on it! They are the organisms that can survive the toughest conditions they say..and now they are adapting to human torture techniques?! Or is it just a roach mutant? :P 
Nature! You amuse me!

A loving goodbye!

A thousand things to do before I go,
A thousand things to be done
I wanna give back whatever I took,
So my debt goes back to none


I wanna give back all my sorrows,
And all the happiness I ever had
I wanna give back all the memories and thoughts,
No matter good or bad


My soul I want to rest in peace,
And lie in the heavens above
So I have to give back all the hate I took,
And also give back the love.

My dearly beloved I have to go,
I've loved you with all my heart
Treasure my love forever, will you?
Or death will finally pull us apart.

 

Shruti J. Shenoy

A message

Destinies collided
We met by chance
You were entranced by me
I was my mischievous self

The common thread was evoked
And we exchanged our thoughts
Destinies collided again
Now we met by choice

Our choices make our destiny
Our destinies collided over and over
We sensed an unusual feeling...
The feeling of love

Not knowing the consequences
I danced in the rain
You held my hand
I agreed to go wherever you take me..wherever

Zeus now blessed our amour
Fell more relentlessly than ever
We coalesced..became one..

Then life took to its unpious means
We stood together..
Withstanding it's choler..
But it pulled us apart

The devil sent his warriors
And weakened our strenghts

Now you are there..
And I am here..
The feel victory
But our love is lapidary

We are one at heart
With nothing but memories to cherish
with love and care
And destinies will collide again..
Someday..Somewhere..

IPL 2008 UPDATES

Heres a really old post I found..not that you care but I think it needed to be out there!! MY IPL UPDATES :P

April 18, 2008

Kolkata Knight Riders beat Royal Challengers Bangalore by 140 runs.


What I was happy to see :
1. The light spectrum.
2. Shankar Ehsan Loy
3. Shahrukh Khan
4. 158! Kudos Mr. McCullum
5. Ishant Sharma finally had his hair cut and styled!

What I was not :
1. RCB lost:(
2. Ricky Ponting :-X
3. Karan Johar..Couldnt stop laughin...missed most of the match
4. Mosquitoes @ Home....go away! :-X


April 19, 2008

Chennai Super Kings beat Punjab Kings XI by 33 runs

What I was happy to see:
1. Partheev and Hayden Opening
2. 240 in 20 overs!! :-O
3. The fastest century of T20 History!
4. Irfan Pathan :X
5. Irfan Pathan
6. Did I mention Irfan Pathan?

What i was not:
1. Jab We Met songs in the background.
2. Dhoni Debacle
3. Whats with the cheerleaders..? They are more like cheerlosers..! X:P


Delhi Daredevils Beat Rajasthan Royals by 9 wickets

What I was happy to see:
1. Dhawan's Fifty
2. Shane Watson's deliberate drop :P
3. Gambir's Gambheerta...and courtesy!!
4. Akshay Kumar is a DAREDEVIL!



What I was not:
1. Sehwag a loser again!
2. Just 129!!?! *bored*
3. Yusuf Pathan..get a grip!
4. Who are those losers hosting extra innings?


April 20, 2008

Kolkata Knight Riders beat Deccan Chargers by 5 wickets
(all thanks to Mr. K. Hariharan)

What I was happy to see:
1. KKR wicket-keeper Saha is awesome..EPL wanna trade..?
2. Ravi Shastri says Laxman is an excellent "slipper" :P
3. Gilchrist's argument with Mr. K. Hariharan (paisa khau)
4. Ganguly Bowled ...Yipeee....!!


What I was not :
1. Dust on the pitch...!?!
2. Godrej Advertisement...can't hear commentary..!
3. Lights Off...WTH?!



Royal Challengers Bangalore beat Mumbai Indians by 5 wickets.

Better put,
Mumbai Indians lose to Royal Challengers Bangalore..(bloody losers)

What I was happy to see:
1. Acrobat Kohli..whatta catch!
2. Rahul Dravid's Smile
3. Jayasurya!...always a pleasure sir!

What I was not:
1. Debri Delay!?
2. Kareena K. for mumbai Indians?! (Panvati!)
3. Zaheer..lose the agression man..! Or while in delhi..they will put u in Agra...if you know what I mean ;)
4. Ashish Nehra..(Pheko shaane ko team ke bahar!)


Did you know?
Thums up is actually spelt as THUMS up and not THUMBS up?! I know...WTH?!


April 21, 2008
Rajasthan Royals beat Punjab Kings XI by 5 wickets.

What I was happy to see:
1. Yuvi's Sixes!
2. The theme song of KXP makes me wanna dance!*doin a lil' bhangra!*
3. Pathan to Pathan...wah wah!
4. Shane Warne's Googli...Subhanalla...!
5. Lee, Pathan and Yuvi..Isn't there a rule for max. no. of hotties in a team?
6. Sreesanth makes agression look good....*grrrr*

What I was not:
1. People who keep the scores should be sued...!
2. Watson's broken bat looks like ice candy! Wooden *phhbbt*
3. No music for Rajasthan Royals? :(

Disclaimer:
Lalit Modi is selling the broken bat...He's the CON MAN...beware!!

April 22, 2008

Delhi Daredevils beat Hyderabad Deccan Chargers by 9 wickets

Sorry no comments..couldn't watch the match...was damn sick!
People who hate my articles...REJOICE!
April 23, 2008

Chennai Super Kings beat Mumbai Indians by 6 runs

What I was happy to see:
1. Hariharan..I'm the one thats crazy about you (oh..! I am crazy anyway!)2. Shivamani - A Legend!
3. Ala Re...*dancing*...ok i better talk 'bout cricket!
4. Bhajji is my star! He was the only one who WANTED the win!
5. A. Nayyar...I'll be looking forward to the next match..

What I was not:
1. Ashish Nehra...(throw that man outta the team!)
2. Ashish Nehra *add swear here*...MI lost solely 'coz of him!
3. Ashish Nehra...Kill Him!
4. Sachin Injured..? Doin what? Sitting..?!


April 24, 2008

Rajasthan Royals beat Deccan Chargers by 3 wickets.

What I was happy to see:
1. Monkey Mania..!
2. Yusuf Pathan..whatta knock!
3. Shane Warne...Good Game Man!
4. Shahid Afridi...match turner..

What I was not:
1. Gilly fails again!
2. Afridi did not get a hattrick :(
3. Symonds for the last over..!?! VVS...losing deliberately?
4. If Yusuf can play..why not Irfan? :(


April 25, 2008

Kings XI Punjab beat Mumbai Indians by 66 runs

What I was happy to see:
1. My Irfan is back..!
2 .Brett Lee..Kudos man!
3. Whatta catch...Yuvi..!
4. Pathan really looks cuter with that beard..

What I was not:
1. Sick Advertisements..! Now we can't even see the wickets properly...!
2. Daler Mehendi makes wanna puke *sigh*
3. I'm not gonna watch any MI match with Nehra in it...
4. Sachin...either commit suicide..or leave the country...Sena is after you..!

April 26,2008

Chennai Super Kings beat Kolkata Knight Riders by 9 wickets!

Yeah you read it right!

What I was happy to see:
1. Ponting out first ball...Shock Laga Kya?
2. Partheev Patel's funny side :O
3. Saha hits a saha..(marathi)...and gets bowled..!:P
4. Badrinath---Jonty Rhodes..!
5. What was that..? L. R. Shukla...run out?!

What I was not:
1. They torture those poor creatures (exclude Ashish Nehra) in the afternoon sun :(
2. Finally apna Dhoni is BACK..he is supposed to be a lousy wicket-keeper!
3. Jab We Met songs..piss me off!


Rajasthan Royals beat Bangalore Royal Challengers by 7 wickets..

Like I care!


April 27,2008


Kings XI Punjab beat Delhi Daredevils by 4 wickets

I still dont care!

Deccan Chargers finally beat Mumbai Indians by 10 wickets

Didn't watch the match as I said..

April 28,2008

Chennai Super Kings beat Bangalore Royal Challengers by 13 runs..

That was close..phew!
Poor Dravid! :(



No more IPL updates...CET comming Up...

Get total Updates here..Or just watch the match!

Blogging again!! :D

Its been a while since I used my computer or even A computer. But I have successfully managed to drown my only smart phone Galaxy Note and sadly have to access the internet only when I'm home! (courtesy: Nokia 6030)

So here's a few things that I would like to share with you that I have learnt over the past few months

• If you immerse a galaxy note in a bucket of water - it floats!
• People will go to any lengths to save a few bucks.
• Harbour line is the worst railway line in Mumbai-Its neither fast like Central and not cleaner like western.
• No matter how bad your time in college was...you will always miss it when you are away! :(
• Freedom doesn't exist...you go from working for someone to working for someone else..!
• Every craving lasts for about 7 seconds..control and it will pass..And not to forget it will come back in 10 minutes! :P
• Joblessness is the worst punishment you can give anyone! :(

That's all I can think of right now..will come back with more soon! Coz I am that jobless!

The Age of True Love!

After having passed through painful teenage and stressful early twenties I have a new theory! Will have many flaws but I'm still going with it!

People say there is no age for love...I agree...But there is an age for true love..you know that unconditional kind...? (Which most people think does not exist :\)

Having observed and learned from the experiences of my friends and myself  I have deduced that you can experience true love only in a certain age group. Most probably that is between the ages 19-22. This is the only age where you aren't too naïve to think a crush is love and fall for any random guy who gives you even little bit bhav. Nor are you too mature to critically analyse everyone's ulterior motive. You are still learning about the world and can accept people for who they are and learn to really like them! Only in this transition period can you love someone unconditionally and accept them with all their flaws and still keep yourself sane. The right balance between naïve and over critical. :P

I am starting to think this is also the period when you make good friends..the kind you can keep forever!

Its just a theory..do you agree? Or is it just common around me? Lemme know!