Heres a really old post I found..not that you care but I think it needed to be out there!! MY IPL UPDATES :P
April 18, 2008
Kolkata Knight Riders beat Royal Challengers Bangalore by 140 runs.
What I was happy to see :
1. The light spectrum.
2. Shankar Ehsan Loy
3. Shahrukh Khan
4. 158! Kudos Mr. McCullum
5. Ishant Sharma finally had his hair cut and styled!
What I was not :
1. RCB lost:(
2. Ricky Ponting :-X
3. Karan Johar..Couldnt stop laughin...missed most of the match
4. Mosquitoes @ Home....go away! :-X
April 19, 2008
Chennai Super Kings beat Punjab Kings XI by 33 runs
What I was happy to see:
1. Partheev and Hayden Opening
2. 240 in 20 overs!! :-O
3. The fastest century of T20 History!
4. Irfan Pathan :X
5. Irfan Pathan
6. Did I mention Irfan Pathan?
What i was not:
1. Jab We Met songs in the background.
2. Dhoni Debacle
3. Whats with the cheerleaders..? They are more like cheerlosers..! X:P
Delhi Daredevils Beat Rajasthan Royals by 9 wickets
What I was happy to see:
1. Dhawan's Fifty
2. Shane Watson's deliberate drop :P
3. Gambir's Gambheerta...and courtesy!!
4. Akshay Kumar is a DAREDEVIL!
What I was not:
1. Sehwag a loser again!
2. Just 129!!?! *bored*
3. Yusuf Pathan..get a grip!
4. Who are those losers hosting extra innings?
April 20, 2008
Kolkata Knight Riders beat Deccan Chargers by 5 wickets
(all thanks to Mr. K. Hariharan)
What I was happy to see:
1. KKR wicket-keeper Saha is awesome..EPL wanna trade..?
2. Ravi Shastri says Laxman is an excellent "slipper" :P
3. Gilchrist's argument with Mr. K. Hariharan (paisa khau)
4. Ganguly Bowled ...Yipeee....!!
What I was not :
1. Dust on the pitch...!?!
2. Godrej Advertisement...can't hear commentary..!
3. Lights Off...WTH?!
Royal Challengers Bangalore beat Mumbai Indians by 5 wickets.
Better put,
Mumbai Indians lose to Royal Challengers Bangalore..(bloody losers)
What I was happy to see:
1. Acrobat Kohli..whatta catch!
2. Rahul Dravid's Smile
3. Jayasurya!...always a pleasure sir!
What I was not:
1. Debri Delay!?
2. Kareena K. for mumbai Indians?! (Panvati!)
3. Zaheer..lose the agression man..! Or while in delhi..they will put u in Agra...if you know what I mean ;)
4. Ashish Nehra..(Pheko shaane ko team ke bahar!)
Did you know?
Thums up is actually spelt as THUMS up and not THUMBS up?! I know...WTH?!
April 21, 2008
Rajasthan Royals beat Punjab Kings XI by 5 wickets.
What I was happy to see:
1. Yuvi's Sixes!
2. The theme song of KXP makes me wanna dance!*doin a lil' bhangra!*
3. Pathan to Pathan...wah wah!
4. Shane Warne's Googli...Subhanalla...!
5. Lee, Pathan and Yuvi..Isn't there a rule for max. no. of hotties in a team?
6. Sreesanth makes agression look good....*grrrr*
What I was not:
1. People who keep the scores should be sued...!
2. Watson's broken bat looks like ice candy! Wooden *phhbbt*
3. No music for Rajasthan Royals? :(
Disclaimer:
Lalit Modi is selling the broken bat...He's the CON MAN...beware!!
April 22, 2008
Delhi Daredevils beat Hyderabad Deccan Chargers by 9 wickets
Sorry no comments..couldn't watch the match...was damn sick!
People who hate my articles...REJOICE!
April 23, 2008
Chennai Super Kings beat Mumbai Indians by 6 runs
What I was happy to see:
1. Hariharan..I'm the one thats crazy about you (oh..! I am crazy anyway!)2. Shivamani - A Legend!
3. Ala Re...*dancing*...ok i better talk 'bout cricket!
4. Bhajji is my star! He was the only one who WANTED the win!
5. A. Nayyar...I'll be looking forward to the next match..
What I was not:
1. Ashish Nehra...(throw that man outta the team!)
2. Ashish Nehra *add swear here*...MI lost solely 'coz of him!
3. Ashish Nehra...Kill Him!
4. Sachin Injured..? Doin what? Sitting..?!
April 24, 2008
Rajasthan Royals beat Deccan Chargers by 3 wickets.
What I was happy to see:
1. Monkey Mania..!
2. Yusuf Pathan..whatta knock!
3. Shane Warne...Good Game Man!
4. Shahid Afridi...match turner..
What I was not:
1. Gilly fails again!
2. Afridi did not get a hattrick :(
3. Symonds for the last over..!?! VVS...losing deliberately?
4. If Yusuf can play..why not Irfan? :(
April 25, 2008
Kings XI Punjab beat Mumbai Indians by 66 runs
What I was happy to see:
1. My Irfan is back..!
2 .Brett Lee..Kudos man!
3. Whatta catch...Yuvi..!
4. Pathan really looks cuter with that beard..
What I was not:
1. Sick Advertisements..! Now we can't even see the wickets properly...!
2. Daler Mehendi makes wanna puke *sigh*
3. I'm not gonna watch any MI match with Nehra in it...
4. Sachin...either commit suicide..or leave the country...Sena is after you..!
April 26,2008
Chennai Super Kings beat Kolkata Knight Riders by 9 wickets!
Yeah you read it right!
What I was happy to see:
1. Ponting out first ball...Shock Laga Kya?
2. Partheev Patel's funny side :O
3. Saha hits a saha..(marathi)...and gets bowled..!:P
4. Badrinath---Jonty Rhodes..!
5. What was that..? L. R. Shukla...run out?!
What I was not:
1. They torture those poor creatures (exclude Ashish Nehra) in the afternoon sun :(
2. Finally apna Dhoni is BACK..he is supposed to be a lousy wicket-keeper!
3. Jab We Met songs..piss me off!
Rajasthan Royals beat Bangalore Royal Challengers by 7 wickets..
Like I care!
April 27,2008
Kings XI Punjab beat Delhi Daredevils by 4 wickets
I still dont care!
Deccan Chargers finally beat Mumbai Indians by 10 wickets
Didn't watch the match as I said..
April 28,2008
Chennai Super Kings beat Bangalore Royal Challengers by 13 runs..
That was close..phew!
Poor Dravid! :(
No more IPL updates...CET comming Up...
Get total Updates here..Or just watch the match!
April 18, 2008
Kolkata Knight Riders beat Royal Challengers Bangalore by 140 runs.
What I was happy to see :
1. The light spectrum.
2. Shankar Ehsan Loy
3. Shahrukh Khan
4. 158! Kudos Mr. McCullum
5. Ishant Sharma finally had his hair cut and styled!
What I was not :
1. RCB lost:(
2. Ricky Ponting :-X
3. Karan Johar..Couldnt stop laughin...missed most of the match
4. Mosquitoes @ Home....go away! :-X
April 19, 2008
Chennai Super Kings beat Punjab Kings XI by 33 runs
What I was happy to see:
1. Partheev and Hayden Opening
2. 240 in 20 overs!! :-O
3. The fastest century of T20 History!
4. Irfan Pathan :X
5. Irfan Pathan
6. Did I mention Irfan Pathan?
What i was not:
1. Jab We Met songs in the background.
2. Dhoni Debacle
3. Whats with the cheerleaders..? They are more like cheerlosers..! X:P
Delhi Daredevils Beat Rajasthan Royals by 9 wickets
What I was happy to see:
1. Dhawan's Fifty
2. Shane Watson's deliberate drop :P
3. Gambir's Gambheerta...and courtesy!!
4. Akshay Kumar is a DAREDEVIL!
What I was not:
1. Sehwag a loser again!
2. Just 129!!?! *bored*
3. Yusuf Pathan..get a grip!
4. Who are those losers hosting extra innings?
April 20, 2008
Kolkata Knight Riders beat Deccan Chargers by 5 wickets
(all thanks to Mr. K. Hariharan)
What I was happy to see:
1. KKR wicket-keeper Saha is awesome..EPL wanna trade..?
2. Ravi Shastri says Laxman is an excellent "slipper" :P
3. Gilchrist's argument with Mr. K. Hariharan (paisa khau)
4. Ganguly Bowled ...Yipeee....!!
What I was not :
1. Dust on the pitch...!?!
2. Godrej Advertisement...can't hear commentary..!
3. Lights Off...WTH?!
Royal Challengers Bangalore beat Mumbai Indians by 5 wickets.
Better put,
Mumbai Indians lose to Royal Challengers Bangalore..(bloody losers)
What I was happy to see:
1. Acrobat Kohli..whatta catch!
2. Rahul Dravid's Smile
3. Jayasurya!...always a pleasure sir!
What I was not:
1. Debri Delay!?
2. Kareena K. for mumbai Indians?! (Panvati!)
3. Zaheer..lose the agression man..! Or while in delhi..they will put u in Agra...if you know what I mean ;)
4. Ashish Nehra..(Pheko shaane ko team ke bahar!)
Did you know?
Thums up is actually spelt as THUMS up and not THUMBS up?! I know...WTH?!
April 21, 2008
Rajasthan Royals beat Punjab Kings XI by 5 wickets.
What I was happy to see:
1. Yuvi's Sixes!
2. The theme song of KXP makes me wanna dance!*doin a lil' bhangra!*
3. Pathan to Pathan...wah wah!
4. Shane Warne's Googli...Subhanalla...!
5. Lee, Pathan and Yuvi..Isn't there a rule for max. no. of hotties in a team?
6. Sreesanth makes agression look good....*grrrr*
What I was not:
1. People who keep the scores should be sued...!
2. Watson's broken bat looks like ice candy! Wooden *phhbbt*
3. No music for Rajasthan Royals? :(
Disclaimer:
Lalit Modi is selling the broken bat...He's the CON MAN...beware!!
April 22, 2008
Delhi Daredevils beat Hyderabad Deccan Chargers by 9 wickets
Sorry no comments..couldn't watch the match...was damn sick!
People who hate my articles...REJOICE!
April 23, 2008
Chennai Super Kings beat Mumbai Indians by 6 runs
What I was happy to see:
1. Hariharan..I'm the one thats crazy about you (oh..! I am crazy anyway!)2. Shivamani - A Legend!
3. Ala Re...*dancing*...ok i better talk 'bout cricket!
4. Bhajji is my star! He was the only one who WANTED the win!
5. A. Nayyar...I'll be looking forward to the next match..
What I was not:
1. Ashish Nehra...(throw that man outta the team!)
2. Ashish Nehra *add swear here*...MI lost solely 'coz of him!
3. Ashish Nehra...Kill Him!
4. Sachin Injured..? Doin what? Sitting..?!
April 24, 2008
Rajasthan Royals beat Deccan Chargers by 3 wickets.
What I was happy to see:
1. Monkey Mania..!
2. Yusuf Pathan..whatta knock!
3. Shane Warne...Good Game Man!
4. Shahid Afridi...match turner..
What I was not:
1. Gilly fails again!
2. Afridi did not get a hattrick :(
3. Symonds for the last over..!?! VVS...losing deliberately?
4. If Yusuf can play..why not Irfan? :(
April 25, 2008
Kings XI Punjab beat Mumbai Indians by 66 runs
What I was happy to see:
1. My Irfan is back..!
2 .Brett Lee..Kudos man!
3. Whatta catch...Yuvi..!
4. Pathan really looks cuter with that beard..
What I was not:
1. Sick Advertisements..! Now we can't even see the wickets properly...!
2. Daler Mehendi makes wanna puke *sigh*
3. I'm not gonna watch any MI match with Nehra in it...
4. Sachin...either commit suicide..or leave the country...Sena is after you..!
April 26,2008
Chennai Super Kings beat Kolkata Knight Riders by 9 wickets!
Yeah you read it right!
What I was happy to see:
1. Ponting out first ball...Shock Laga Kya?
2. Partheev Patel's funny side :O
3. Saha hits a saha..(marathi)...and gets bowled..!:P
4. Badrinath---Jonty Rhodes..!
5. What was that..? L. R. Shukla...run out?!
What I was not:
1. They torture those poor creatures (exclude Ashish Nehra) in the afternoon sun :(
2. Finally apna Dhoni is BACK..he is supposed to be a lousy wicket-keeper!
3. Jab We Met songs..piss me off!
Rajasthan Royals beat Bangalore Royal Challengers by 7 wickets..
Like I care!
April 27,2008
Kings XI Punjab beat Delhi Daredevils by 4 wickets
I still dont care!
Deccan Chargers finally beat Mumbai Indians by 10 wickets
Didn't watch the match as I said..
April 28,2008
Chennai Super Kings beat Bangalore Royal Challengers by 13 runs..
That was close..phew!
Poor Dravid! :(
No more IPL updates...CET comming Up...
Get total Updates here..Or just watch the match!
