Sleepily Awake?

No....The title is not a bad attempt at a paradox....Its just that I couldn't think of a better title for this post...Here I narrate one of the most hilarious 2.30 am incidents I have experienced...All thanks to my darling cousin Shridhar...

Lemme explain...

2.30 am..Abhishek (another cousin) and I were chatting...(What??! Were you expecting us to study in our vacations?! )

We were busy talking our usual crap....And suddenly..Shridhar...the first one to have dozed off that night...wakes up with a start...

We weren't shocked...It happens all the time...We thought he wanted to go to the washroom...As he headed straight toward us...and the washroom was right behind us...He walked toward us in such a crooked fashion in which even a drunkard could be beaten...He was completely off balance and had to hold the platform to gain balance...He came toward us...

Shruti: (pointing at the room where my granny was sleepin and where the washroom was too..)
Siddhu you want to use the washroom ??
Shridhar : (eyes wide open...no blinking) ---

Abhishek: (pointing to the room too...) Arrey...wanna use the washroom kya?

Shridhar: (Smiles) Mujhe pata hai tum log kya bol rahe ho...(Translation: I know what you guys are talking about)....(opens the door of the room...The room is pitch dark...peeks inside...looks for 10 seconds...)

Shruti: (Laughing my guts out) haha...Sorry..Siddhu what are you doin...? Why did you get up? haha...sorry...Wanna drink water? (pointed at the water pot)

Shridhar: (walks toward the water pot...doesnt touch it...looks down...makes a complete turn and comes back)

Shruti: (I laughed so much...my stomach hurt...! ) to abu-- Do you think he is sleep walkin..?

Abu: (shocked yet smiling...) Maybe...lets check...

Shridhar: (Took a seat next to abu)

Shruti: hahaha...sorry i am laughing so much...but why did u wake up...?

Shridhar: (casually expressionless) Aise Hi...(translation: just like that!)

Abu: (putting his hand out...showing two fingers...) How many are these?

Shridhar: (was figiting with the spectacles laid on the table...does not answer...puts out his hand and shows two! )

Shruti: :-O
to abu-- I guess he is awake...!

Abu: God Knows..(joining me in laughing out loud...)

Shruti: Siddhu go sleep have to wake up early tomorrow for the trek...

Shridhar: (Gets up to go and sleep...)

Aunt: Shridhar ??! Why did you wake up?

Shridhar: ---- (dozes off)


:))

We laughed like hell...and If you had seen him that night...You would have been laughin too...And the best part is he doesnt remember a thing....All he remembers is figiting with the spectacles...and he thought that too was a dream :P

Damn! I didnt take a video :(
It would have had maximum number of hits on GleeTUBE...:))

=)) Still laughing over it...catch ya later...!