Ecstatically Eccentric!

Boom!

2010-11-04T22:05:00.002+05:30

Being home for diwali has its own meaninglessness apart from being away..! :P

Even if its darn hott!!..Your tummy is full with yumm food...and well..thats 'bout it..!!

So amidst all the crunching munching...I thought of finally updating my blog...

As popularly known by jobless people who bother to read my blog...I generally have nothing to say in my posts!! :P

So here goes nothing...

Sometimes I wonder..

If you are around...

Sometimes I wonder..

Are my feet still on the ground...

Sometimes I wonder..

How it would be to have you here...

Sometimes I wonder..

If there is a reason to fear...

Sometimes I wonder..

If you'll ever come back...

Sometimes I wonder..

If you realise my lack...

Sometimes I wonder..

If you are feeling bliss...

Now I wonder...

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS!!?

Happy Diwali Folks!! :D

That one all important question...!

2009-10-10T15:35:00.002+05:30

Im sure almost all my girl friends...have gone through this once in their life...dunno bout the guys...

Remember that one point of time...when a friend or just an acuaintance..or just a irritating friend...came up to you and asked u that question...(mostly in casual talk)...

"what kinda guy do you want?" and thats it!!

You know where this is goin...!! and you gotta do something bout it!! sooooon!

You try avoidance..some more avoidance...deflection...distraction...everythin...!!

Anything to get everything back to normal...pretend it is...but u know its not....

then what do u do...?

i dont know...you tell me...its your life...!!?

so the all important question is...Melody itni chocolaty kyon hai :P

Rajiv Gandhi University of Health (read:Hell) Sciences!!

2009-10-08T00:22:00.002+05:30

"Hmmmph..." "Arrgh..!!" "Phhbbt!!!" "Aiyyo!!" ....Are these noises familiar?? Well they would be if you have appeared for RGUHS examinations...

I mean...its all over the hostel! The tension..the anxiety...is hard to miss..The nailbiting club (which i lead)...is often the first indicator of the examinations nearing..

The signs n symptoms are..

late nite coffees..
group discussion dinners..
using books as pillows..
sleepin earlier than usual :P
delhi mess and amrita parades..
in class charades..
hittin on the invigilator (right guys?)
early morning tea...
adha adhura baths..
whining about exams
planning the holidays...
KFC failure celebrations...

in short...everythin but study..and then pray to pass....:)

Gosh! how will we pass?!! God bless us all....!!

Miss you guys! Share ur memories..in the comments!

Happy Days

2008-12-06T16:02:00.007+05:30

Well...Initially i missed my gang in MUMBAI soooooo much..that watchin happy days almost made me cry...
Not that i dont miss them now...i Still DO! :(( *sob sob*
But now I've made a pretty decent group of frenz...:)

Let me introduce...

Lets begin wid my roomie...
Diana: (aka snoopy aka snoops aka diana maate)... O:-)
My darling roomie...is like a coconut...No not green n smooth with water inside...
but hard on the outside n soft on the inside...she is her usual funny self most of the time...but BEWARE: please read the manual before use...CAUTION: Mite explode for no reason whatsover...Can slap kick n touch at wrong places..Outstanding Blank-staring talent!
Patent Line: (point the indek finger n say) " Who the hell do you think you are!" "I will pick u up n throw u out!"

Ipsita--Mind you its IPSITA n not IPSHITA! (aka pichu aka ipshu) ;;)
The prettiest in the lot i guess...And the one with the most dangerous violent streak! Its fun talkin to her on loadsa stuff...but her craziness can make u roll on the floor laughin..(how dare that thought get in your head? Im the craziest...no one can ever beat me at that!)
Patent Line: "abey gejji!"
Heera: (aka rats aka heeram khaaram):-B Shes the kid of the gang...Always ends up gettin in trouble...and the doubts she had are so hi-fi most people faint just listenin to the doubt...She is direly innocent...(eg. She didnt know what pee is)..
With her "sru do i want to give u the book today...i want to read(n not study) whole day sru... waaat is this all boys..?! n singin DAAASI GURRL...." with her dhinchak english..and infinitesmal knowledge of hindi... She is one darlin entertainer...
And if you find any gadbad in my english...you know who its all thanks to...!
Patent line: "Sru, what i did now? What i want to do?"
Pooja: (aka jerry):) The shaant seedhi saadhi type..The good girl...Like her a lot...thats all i can say...would say more..if she had spent lil' more time with us n not stuck wid her best friend tirtha (look below) all day...sharin TOP SECRETS!
Patent line: "pttch...! Question box!"

Tirtha: (aka eli)/:) Our angry young girl...very tolerant...but u piss her off...and you've had it...love her FRANK attitude...and her blush...Hai hai...Would write more...but im too busy eatin :P
Patent line: "Bas abhi toh main use dekh loongi"

N last but not the least...
My anna data...The canteen Guy..(or rather guys)=)): Pata nahi kitni baar pyaar se bol ke extraa chapati aur sweet loota hai...:P
He is apna dost now..knows us well..and well has done us many food favours...:)
sorry dont have a pic of him :(
Patent Line: "parcel ide?"

There are many other namoonas i'd like to describe but i think i would like dedicate entire blog posts to them individually :)

Wait for it...Till then check out the pics....

L-R: Jerry, Pichu, Snoops, Meow, Eli
L-R: Meow n rats

Rest for later...Enjoy Maadi...Adios!

Ramaiaaahmehaaa!!!

2008-12-06T15:36:00.002+05:30

Hey people...!! How ya doin?
Well firstly lemme apologise to all my fans for being away for so long..!! :P
and to "the shruti hater group" good news!! you wont be seein me often here anymore :(
Yup guys tight schedule...and too much studyin...:( :(( ok...enuf jokes....=)) I will never go away n even if i do...I will always be BACK!!

Firstlt b'lore is a sick place...n if you think thats bad...read on for some insight!...
People here fall into 2 categories...." NERDS" n "HERDS"...shouldnt make sense...thats shru for you :)
Well...studies here are hectic....!! and mind you...im livin my nightmare come true...
The cadavers are yuck n scary...n even more....YUCK! I mean...why? WHY? WHAAAAAY??
Just when i get over all that crap i see....I get some more..."sensitive infos" that keep me busy all day...

Just when i get a hang of myself...and begin to study...*SWOOOSH!*..Angel Bhanu.."intern"...comes n say...set a dance for college day in 2 days...n there goes my time table...(u really think i had one :| how lil' do u know me!)

And we dance our time away...!

Just amidst gettin over lucky boy...we have people running with the portion like someone is gonna whip them if they dont! Imagine finishin entire upperlimb in 5 days!!!
Man i gotta study!!!

Well...More on college n frenz commin up...Till then dont get scared if i talk like..." No da...its all fine ma...yen ra..."

enjoy maadi...adios!

Ganda Jayanti!

2008-10-03T13:21:00.003+05:30

On this not-so-auspicious day..of Gandhi Jayanti...or Lal Bahadur shastri Jayanti...or whatever! :|

I've decided to not swear at any of those guys..
As I...look at all the terribly boring programmes on the life of this one gandhi guy..and discuss stuff with my parents..what is one question in my mind is..
"What the hell is going on?!!?"

I mean...Look at our history text books...so full of praises for all the political leaders..! And makes us wonder how someone could be so great..(not really!)
And once outta school we read autobiographies of real people..and..interact with people who have lived in the past...(and are still alive! )...
And the scene there is terrible...the sick games these people have played to win power..Its soooo SICK!

I mean...before pointing a Finger...or two at karan johar..for making movies on "socially unacceptable" issues...Look at your so called.."great leaders"
Most of their children are not their own!

They say..."If you cant say anythin good, dont say anything at all!"
But I think.."if you cant speak the truth..keep your bloody mouth shut!"

I mean why confuse the kid!
Who cares if those dead people were good or bad..!
They didnt do us any good...I mean all this crap about gandhi getting us freedom! Is all bullshit! Everyone knows...(n if not should know now!) that the UN decided that each of the colonies...should be asked if they want freedom or still be a part of the colony after World War II...And it was NOT because of Gandhi-Bandhi...or anyone else!

That guy just delayed our independence...and ruled out..self proclaimed independence!

*i wont swear!*

So..Commin to the oh-so-absent point!...I wish that all out text books..get rid of all the lies..even if they give us half the info...it should be the truth..
I know that.."history is written by the victorious" ...
But "truth can never be hidden!"

adios!

Post Script: Sorry to make this post so dull and grey...But thats how things are in my mind right now!

Addicted!

2008-09-25T16:00:00.004+05:30

Obsessive! Thats my middle name!
I mean..I am obsessed with somethin or the other always..!
Right now I am addicted to Twosongs..!\:D/
1. Hey Ya..(kidnap)
&
2. Yeh Tumhari Meri Baatein (dont know the movie?? :-O duh!)Here's a clue

Well...Realising this fact...I moved on to asking other people about their obssesion/addiction!

Q. Whats your obsession?

here are a few answers...

A. Obsession? :-/

A. Uh..what?

OK...Ok...:|

Q. What are you addicted to?

.....

Random Guy: Baby Im addicted and outta control...o=>--*oh...shut up!!*

Random Guy2: Dancing...! I just love dancing...\:D/ did a few steps (or was he getting fits??)...!*disappear* I didnt ask for proof!

Nerd: Addiction...can have hazardous effects...! :-B..(Take him seriously!)

Random Girl: Nail biting....*ewww!!*

Any Girl: Chocolates...(obvious:|)

BlahQueen: Oh..I am completely addicted to talkin...I just love talkin...blah blah blah....Some people get annoyed..(tell me about it :|)....blah blah...i am who i am...blah blah...blah...BLAH!...

Romeo: Kissing..*runs*

Mr.Superclean: Bathin...And I gotta go have a bath now..!

RichGuy: Money...$-)

RoadsideRomeo: You..! *runs for life* >:P

Shayar: To my beloved poetry...come I'll read some out for you...*(:|*

Clown: Hahaha...Laugh..haha...ing..hahaha...I..haha...just...haha..cant stop...haha..laugh..hahaha...ing...hahaha..hehehe... *Weirdo! L-)*

Wireless: :)] uh..Hang on..Ill call you back..My...ring ring...cellphone..Im on it...ring ring..almost all the time!...haan...hello?

So I see...Everyone is addicted...to the weirdest possible things..Will keep updating this post with weird replies I get..

Whats your ADDICTION? :-?

Reporting a-"LIVE" from Bengaluru

2008-09-21T12:14:00.004+05:30

Yeah..the title makes no sense..Its only an answer to people who asked me.."kidhar mar gayi"..! :P

Well...Its been a whole three weeks away from Mumbai..and life is as dull as it could get...
My daily schedule,
1.Wake up..(:|
2.Brush :D
3.Bathe..Yeah they do bathe in Bengaluru..! :|
4.Eat
5.Walk the dog.:o3
6.Watch TV
7.Sleep
8.Eat..:@)
9.Play with the dog.
10.Eat
11.Sleep!I-)

yeah..My schedule is like..very jam packed..with the dog as my only saviour or mode of entertainment...!!

Amidst going nuts...I also..got my admissions done.. HERE

The campus is so huge and sophisticated..and the website..Absolutely Useless!!!

One thing that attracts me to Bengaluru..is the fantastic climate...! B'lore is very cool..Quite literally..:D

I am missing..irritating akka a lot! *sob sob* AAchooooo!!

Although..adi always makes his presence felt...:)

Now that everyone knows I'm alive..I'll be back with more crap...just when you think.."jaan chooti"

till then...look over your shoulder..

"kahin baal jhad to nahi rahe? dandruff ke kaaran? " :P =))

Adios!

Yabadabadooo!!!

2008-08-18T00:40:00.000+05:30

Yippeee!!
Im 18...<:-P

That means I can DRIVE...:D
Vote (:|
Get married...officially!! :">

And do loads n loads of stuff...i always dreamed about!!

YIPPPEEEE!!! (not using yahoo...coz i do not advertise :P )

*runs to grab a bite of the cake!*

Independence Day Contest

2008-08-15T15:42:00.003+05:30

Here's announcing...
The Independence Day contest..!!!

To win all you need to do..
Is listen to the speech given by our beloved President Mrs. Patil..While addressing the Nation on the independence day eve..

The catch is..you cannot..Yawn..(:| ..or sleep..I-)...Or even close you eyes..:-O

You have to watch it continuously...!!! And can't take any breaks..!

If you managed to do so...You win...

The prize is...
The video CD of the Prime Minister's Nation Addressing Speech..!!

Listen to it..every night..for the perfect sleep..I-)

And if that doesnt put you to sleep..
Then you are definitely a corpse...And you are taking revenge 'coz no one cremated you yet!!! :P

Aaaaniiivaaay...

ONCE AGAIN..everyone's bored..
Thanks to Crrazzzy Candy! B-)

Jai Hind!

Hahahehehahahehe...!! :))

2008-08-04T20:49:00.003+05:30

Ok...Here's of those random people who wanna "make me frnd"...

To people..who like me..think..being rude is bad..
Either read this for a break...or just don't read any further...

Here's how the conversation goes:

mohnishsmart: hi
Shru: u r?
mohnishsmart: u r?
Shru: dont know
mohnishsmart: mohnish
Shru: k..do i know u?
mohnishsmart: u know harshal
Shru: uh...who?
mohnishsmart: k
Shru: where did ya find my ID?
mohnishsmart: so i have added u in past
Shru: im sorry i dont think i know you..
mohnishsmart: we might be not rememberd
Shru: naa..i dont remember you at all...
Shru: sorry...
Shru: and bye!
mohnishsmart: y
mohnishsmart: we can start once again a freindship
Shru: im sorry..
mohnishsmart: bye the way happy freindship day
Shru: i have frenz of my own..!
Shru: so...BYE!
mohnishsmart: any ways we can start a new freindshaip
Shru: i dont think so..
mohnishsmart: y
Shru: i have many friends alreay..
Shru: already*
Shru: n I am happy with them...
mohnishsmart: so wat i also have
Shru: i dont want anymore friends...
mohnishsmart: i am happy 2
mohnishsmart: y
Shru: I JUST DONT
mohnishsmart: wats reason
Shru: MY WISH!
Shru: n why the hell do you care?
mohnishsmart: ur wish its kool but u can think so 1time u wiil not in loss
mohnishsmart: i just want ur frdship nothing else
Shru: sorry..but NO!
mohnishsmart: r u sure
Shru: yes...Absolutely..!
Shru: please...leave me alone now! BYE!
mohnishsmart: at least u know my name may iknow urs?
Shru: nope!
Shru: BYE

mohnishsmart: its not fair my frd u should told ur name
Shru: GO AWAY!
Shru: PLEASE!!
Shru: JUST GO!!!|
mohnishsmart: k i wiil go but ur in loss my frd byhaving so many frd and losing a one frd u will feel guilty
Shru: yeah...I'll handle the guilt...dont worry...Please leave!
mohnishsmart: r u sure
Shru: YES!! n BYE!
mohnishsmart: no u cant
Shru: what the hell??
Shru: JUST GO!
mohnishsmart: y
mohnishsmart: k
mohnishsmart: i wiil leave but may i know ur lovely name
Shru: GO AWAY!!!
mohnishsmart: name plz

*ignore*..(i know i should have done that way before..but it was fun snapping at him..! Also i like to marvel at the guts of people who speak wrong English so confidently..!)

After sometime..:

mohnishsmart: hi
mohnishsmart: would u like be my frd

*WTH!!! x-(*

Unconcious.../ Faint..

2008-08-04T13:47:00.002+05:30

Noise...Hustle Bustle..
People..Running around..
I wait alone...
Intoxicated..Isolated..

Strength slowly weakens..
And the noise becomes dim..
And everything begins...
To slowly move away..

I speak to me..
"Keep going..
You aren't so weak!"
Breath..Breathe..

Slowly...
My eyelids descend..
I strive to keep them up..
A struggle..fruitless..

Dark...Silence...

The feel of cold water..
And I'm Back..
The noise has been turned on again..
And the hustle bustle goes on..

Smiles..All around me now..
Of pity and Concern..
But an Emptiness fills me now..
This is the point of no return..!

Just Terribly Bored!

2008-07-30T20:16:00.004+05:30

Hello..! Ola..! Sastriyakaal! Namaste..! Salaam..!
See how bored I am?? (:|

Ok..ok..lemme tell you about my day today...

I went to college..By train...came back by train..(yeah u guessed it..I'm trying to bore you as much as I am!)
On the train..I met..rather saw..the weirdest character today..(not a loony toon character! :| )

Ya..we all use cellphones..! For talkin...smsing...rich brats..with inbuilt MP3 n all...
But this female I met...She was using her cellphone...to listen to RINGTONES..! :-O
And that too..MONOPHONIC :-O

Everytime..the ringtone changes..the entire compartment..looks toward..the source of the sound...waiting for someone to answer the call..only to find her...grinning..and calmly holding the phone to her ear..!!...Yup..thats right..! Shes "one in a million" alright! :|

And...another day passes by..unnoticed..

The same old..irritating akka...eating...irritating akka...eating..sleeping..*zzzz*..did I mention..irritating akka?...

yeah..well..I also watched On the Job on MTV...its pretty cool...
Except for one thing..
agreeing with Mr. Tanmay Bhat ..probably the toughest task on "On The Job"..is to decipher..Bani J's Hindi..!#:-S

And...when I finally got what she was tryin to say..(call me a tube light!)
The show was over :(

Well...after that came asambhav...It has an amazing story line..but the the "line-maaring" is just too slow..:P
I mean you watch the show a week later..and its still stuck..at one damn point!~x(

Along came the breezy night...and also the keeda of logging on the internet got into me..:P

And here I am...writing this post...

Anyway...its time to eat..chao! *dissapears into thin air*
*already disappeared...so cant change the spelling* *laughs at own wit..! *

oh..will ya just shut up!

Love In Idleness

2008-07-22T14:42:00.003+05:30

Wishing...Wanting..Hoping..
As he walked towards me..
Unaware..Innocent...

Dreams..Fantasy..Wonderment..
As he walks past me..
Unaware..Innocent..

Where are you?
In my hour of need..
Just this once..be there..
Just this once..for my greed..

Your nectar..though I shall not drink..
Will quench my thirst...
And forever will I be indebted..
To you..forever..

But is it moral?
Is it right?
Will the love be true?
Forever survive..

Someday..The Dian's Bud..
Shall prevail..
And the truth..
Evident..

Someday..Someday..

P.S. Any queries regarding this post are not welcome..!>:P Just get it..or get lost! :P

Tagged..

2008-07-16T13:07:00.004+05:30

Thanks Akka for finally and unknowingly tagging me!

8 Things About Me that few or none know are:

1. I hardly chew my food.

2. While halving a number mentally..instead of dividing by two..I multiply by 5 and divide by 10.

3. I cannot remember faces from photographs. :(

4. I love my sister too much :^O (Yes believe me Akka! I do..!) :X

5. My secret wish is to punch someone real hard, someday. :-$

6. I keep quiet when I am very happy or very sad.:-<

7. I sing in the bathroom..pretending to be a popstar or something! B-)

9. I like it when I get appreciation for something I do..

10. I skipped 8 so I can write many more.

11. I am extremely self obsessed (if that wasn' t obvious! :| )

12. I am always right :P

ok finally..

8. I love chococake!! :-*

I now tag aadi...and whoever reads this...and has a blog!

No More...

2008-07-16T12:50:00.001+05:30

No more can I confess my lies,
No more can I show off I'm wise
No more can my temper rise,
No more can I apologise.

No more can I live the day through,
Yes its true. Oh... I miss you.

No more will our destinies collide,
No more for me will you decide.
No more will you advocate my case,
No more will I see your face.

No more can I live the day through,
Yes its true. Oh... I miss you.

No more will you hold my hand,
No more by me will you stand.
No more kisses on my cheek,
No more support when I'm weak.

No more can I live the day through,
Yes its true. Oh... I miss you.

1st May blog post...Should have been...

2008-06-26T00:57:00.004+05:30

A brand new day..(read: One day lesser to go to CET)....
World Labour Day...*wondering what would happen if the entire world stopped workin at once*
hmm...*abruptly erases thought cloud to dust*

Today...I was really happy...Was my friend's brother's engagement...(I know huge day! :P)
But more importantly it was my reunion with my dear school friends...!(now thats more like it!)

Evening dawned...another day wasted *yawn*...
I was getting dressed(read: wearing clothes...combing hair..thats it!) for the party...

I left home in a hurry...'coz as usual..(and upholding family traditions...I was late...)

I waited at the bus-stop...yah people still use buses in this part of mumbai! *hates rich loosers*
A man walks past me...lookin at me all the while...as he went ahead of me...he kept lookin at me..
My temperature rose...(upholding family tradition again..) I felt like goin an askin him.."have a problem with your neck...?wait I'll fix it! "..and then give him the rear naked choke!! ...
but life is such...I just waited there...tried to ignore..

And the bus arrived...! Happily I boarded...Only to see many other eyes glaring at me..(what?! had I kept my tongue out and forgotten to put it in?! )

*Too furious to write any further*

Mis-Konnection!

2008-06-26T00:04:00.007+05:30

Ok...So I have had nothing to write...So I have lost my touch..In writing crap...!..So I am beginning every sentence with "so"...;))

SO..with all inspiration from Himesh Reshamiya (King Of Crap..for all you duh heads!)...

Here goes..

Today...I was walkin' down the road...(yah..i can't fly so what?/:) ) and a song comes into my head..."Peeche duniya main aage...Mere soye armaan jaage..."...and a certain catchy chorus..which i couldn't recollect the lyrics of...
So..I head straight home..deciding to find out the lyrics for myself..(crazy curious nut i am!)

I went home...logged on the net...typed into google..(hey don't get mad..I skipped opening the door..drinking water..takin my shoes off...switchin on the laptop...waiting for it to boot..etc..etc..!)

No sooner i press enter...I thousand queries I see for the same lyrics..I click the link hoping to see an answer...but i wish I hadn't....
What was open before me...were the most KONNECTION-less (read:silly, meaningless, "pappi"-ish) lyrics ever...even worse than "dil dance maare re..!"..

The chorus lyrics of KK's title song goes somethin like...

"its higher pappi hi pappi
higher pappi hi pappi
higher pappi hi pappi
let me take u higher!!!"

I know! :-O WTH!!
I mean seriously you guys...can't you make one dance number with decent lyrics..!?

First "pappu can't dance" n all....and now this...
It has great beats n rhythm I agree...But when I want to sing it...uh..well...erm..It stinks..BIG time!!

P.S. This blog post is only to vent out my frustration due to lack of dance numbers with decent lyrics!

Aussie Aussie Aussie....

2008-06-26T00:02:00.000+05:30

Oye Oye Oye..!

-For happy times' sake!

Sleepily Awake?

2008-05-24T01:57:00.003+05:30

No....The title is not a bad attempt at a paradox....Its just that I couldn't think of a better title for this post...Here I narrate one of the most hilarious 2.30 am incidents I have experienced...All thanks to my darling cousin Shridhar...

Lemme explain...

2.30 am..Abhishek (another cousin) and I were chatting...(What??! Were you expecting us to study in our vacations?! )

We were busy talking our usual crap....And suddenly..Shridhar...the first one to have dozed off that night...wakes up with a start...

We weren't shocked...It happens all the time...We thought he wanted to go to the washroom...As he headed straight toward us...and the washroom was right behind us...He walked toward us in such a crooked fashion in which even a drunkard could be beaten...He was completely off balance and had to hold the platform to gain balance...He came toward us...

Shruti: (pointing at the room where my granny was sleepin and where the washroom was too..)
Siddhu you want to use the washroom ??
Shridhar : (eyes wide open...no blinking) ---

Abhishek: (pointing to the room too...) Arrey...wanna use the washroom kya?

Shridhar: (Smiles) Mujhe pata hai tum log kya bol rahe ho...(Translation: I know what you guys are talking about)....(opens the door of the room...The room is pitch dark...peeks inside...looks for 10 seconds...)

Shruti: (Laughing my guts out) haha...Sorry..Siddhu what are you doin...? Why did you get up? haha...sorry...Wanna drink water? (pointed at the water pot)

Shridhar: (walks toward the water pot...doesnt touch it...looks down...makes a complete turn and comes back)

Shruti: (I laughed so much...my stomach hurt...! ) to abu-- Do you think he is sleep walkin..?

Abu: (shocked yet smiling...) Maybe...lets check...

Shridhar: (Took a seat next to abu)

Shruti: hahaha...sorry i am laughing so much...but why did u wake up...?

Shridhar: (casually expressionless) Aise Hi...(translation: just like that!)

Abu: (putting his hand out...showing two fingers...) How many are these?

Shridhar: (was figiting with the spectacles laid on the table...does not answer...puts out his hand and shows two! )

Shruti: :-O
to abu-- I guess he is awake...!

Abu: God Knows..(joining me in laughing out loud...)

Shruti: Siddhu go sleep have to wake up early tomorrow for the trek...

Shridhar: (Gets up to go and sleep...)

Aunt: Shridhar ??! Why did you wake up?

Shridhar: ---- (dozes off)

:))

We laughed like hell...and If you had seen him that night...You would have been laughin too...And the best part is he doesnt remember a thing....All he remembers is figiting with the spectacles...and he thought that too was a dream :P

Damn! I didnt take a video :(
It would have had maximum number of hits on GleeTUBE...:))

=)) Still laughing over it...catch ya later...!

On Top Of The World

2008-05-22T00:11:00.004+05:30

Well....yah...I am Bathophbic...na not afraid of baths re...VERY afraid of depths...
Everytime i look down from the top of my 8 floor building...I feel like I am goin down now!
Miraculously I am safe so far...! :P

Recently I had been to Nashik..( Akka enjoyed her freedom)
We did loads of things there...(for further details contact: "me" personally ;)) )
One of them being...scaling...Pandavlene..(lene = Caves) ....But its a huge hill...trust me on this..(like you have an option)

Getting to the point...(which I keep missing!) ...

It was early morning when we left home for the trek...( ok..not so early...we are all lazy!! )
All fired up (read: damn sleepy :P )...Until the caves...There are 180...no...190...no..200...uh..whatever number of steps...but we took the trek route...and were there pretty soon...
After the caves to the top...there are no steps...Just plain rocks..! (here I do not mean that "just plain" rocks...I mean there were only rocks...rocks is a noun not a verb here...:P)

The hardest part here being right after the caves there is this huge rock we have to climb...with very little support...one grip lost equals one life lost...somehow...I convinced myself not to look down...and made it quite easily...

Then the trip to the top was quite tiring...and I might as well say boring for people unlike me...
For me every step up was a new challenge..a new adventure...
I made it to the top...and guess what...I was the one to reach first...(Credits : I had to pester my monkey cousin Gaurang to lemme go first...coz' on his own he can go up and down the pandavlene in half an hour...Thanks Gondu :-*)

At the top...It was amazing...Like all the fear had been sucked out of me...I had been here before...but this time was different...This time..I had done it all on my own...

The air was cool and fresh...the entire city of Nashik...in its perfect miniature form...People below...And eagles hovering above....And the best scenery eva'! I also clicked some pics...(CRITICISM NOT WELCOME!)

I'm telling you guys...Up there I felt like a kid! Like everything is bright and sunny...No results tension...No admission tension...I forgot all my troubles....I felt like I had a new life...A better life...(bored you enough! I know.. )

I felt like living there forever! (Akka even wanted me to do that..! )

On my way back...I felt so happy...so energized..so fresh....
It was one experience I can never forget...so it comes up on my blog...!

Catch ya later then...C ya!

I'll Be There...

2008-05-04T15:41:00.002+05:30

Got all senti-MENTAL so wrote it down..
To All The Wonderful People In My Life...

When all world's lonely
And life seems unfair
Don't worry dear
I'll be there

When truth really hurts
And the lies impair
Hear not another word coz
I'll be there

When the love is lost
And there is complete dispair
I'll give you my hand..trust me..
I'll be there

When tough times come
And things go beyond repair
We'll start over together
I'll be there

When trouble seems to mount
And you tear your hair
I'll not let you go bald
I'll be there

When you feel all alone
No matter when or where
Just think of me..once..and..
I'll be there

I'll be there forever dear
Wont let you ever fear
Shall not let you shed a tear
When you need me I'll always be near

What the world thinks
I do not care
All I promise is that
I'll be there..

Love,
Shruti

Come Waste Your Time... All Over Again...

2008-04-29T00:35:00.006+05:30

As I go to a beautiful (not even close) school in Vashi to write an exam that I care(hardly) about...
I am visited by the memories from school..from college....(yah..! I ACCEPT! the sick dusty board and scarcity of air was making me hallucinate)
SO...when I got over it...and finally came to my senses....I had a look around..It was the same old story...the story that I would..today...like to share....

Everywhere you go...for Educational (supposedly) purposes...you are certain to find a particular set of people...each true to their type...
Lemme enlighten you..

1. The Snob:[-(
As the name suggests he has the best brains, best hair, best looks, best clothes..blah...blah...according to him...
And he is WRONG...He enters the class..pulls out a chair..misses...THUD!!...and believes everyone has forgotten...

2. The Know-It-All:#:-S
This is the category in which people who don't know me would put me..(and people who know me wanna put me in JAIL! and people who know me really well..wanna THROW me into the MENTAL ASYLUM) :P
This category..especially has a really strong arm...
I mean...to put it up...for every damn question asked! #:-S
They can be easily recognised by the crowd around them during the exams..!

3. The Illiterate::(
This category is completely the opposite of the Know-It-All...
He often makes us wonder.."God! How did he even get this far!"..
Still don't get it...arrey it is the guy who hides under the bench every time a question is asked...

4. The babe:
Ya..the one on you just pictured...that's the one I'm talking about :P *applauds at her own wit*

5. The Wannabe:;;)
This category really pisses me off...Either you be or don't be....Don't hang around in the middle...
This is the girl who wears red lipstick with a blue eyeshadow and yellow clothes...for the guys who don't get it...Its someone you must've hardly noticed..!
Among the guys...its those guys..who wear sweat bands in winter, sunglasses in the class...n yeah..dare to bare and make everyone stare...yah..you must know them.

6. The Jester:<:-P
These are the really cool people in the class...They make classes worth attending...
I don't need to explain them...They are just our favourites!...

7. The Supposedly Cool/Hot:
Ya..these are the ones who get all the hot girls in the class...and also get the lowest marks!! *applause*
This also includes the "my-short-tee-covers-up-for-my-tiny-brain" and "I'm- broke-so-I-wear-rags" girls..*applauds at her own wit again*
They are the piss off kings and queens...

8. The Bookworm: :-B
This includes the selfish, TEXT book loving, fun hating, "no-time-to-waste" people...Its like the funny bone was forcefully extracted from their bodies or something! Never seen them? Try attending a class and look at the first bench..You can hardly catch them anywhere else..They fight for 0.000000001 mark that the teacher should have given! They wont ask you for help...nor will they help you...and if you accidentally score better than them..then don't worry...its they who are gonna slog harder...relax!

9. The Nervous Wreck: :-SS
This category people have a strange affinity for the three Ts -- tension, trouble and tears...
Every time an exam comes up..they become insomniac and insane as well...A single tiny unit test seems to them a huge threat to their dream of becoming something BIG :P...

10. The Sleeping Beauty: I-)
He is the guy who neither catches the last nor the first bench...He prefers the middle benches..that give him enough padding to hide himself...and have a nice long nap..He prefers to sleep in class...and cause no botheration to the teachers. *wonders what he does at night*..
Maybe at night he has to device an evil plan to conquer the world..!

11. The Newspaper:
Is there anything you want the entire world to know in minutes...A news? A rumour? Why waste time in ads...Use the official class newspaper...She can spread news at the speed of light....TRUST ME!
Words don't leave your mouth and the second girl sitting on the third row in the fifth classroom to your right knows about it....! Now that's FAST!

12. The General Public:
Bole toh apun log...
These are the huge masses who have loads of time to waste...and a LITTLE time to study( this line dedicated to my akka)
They are those who have fun, fight, laugh, cry...bole toh...live!
They are also the category..who put other people into categories..:P

I'm sorry...I really have nothing better to do...."BETTER" I said...so exclude STUDY...
Now that you are terribly bored...you might as well take a shower...!
I'll catch you later *devilish laugh*
See ya!

Shruti for Joey

2008-04-17T14:33:00.003+05:30

Sometimes I think I am well suited to play Joey in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Heres why...

Random Conversations with Shruti

Di:Hey Shantu..Nice haircut...
Akka: Well thanks..its a drastic change na?
Di: Ya even a two year old could tell you had a haircut..
Shru: Hey di!
Di: Hey shru..your akka has a great haircut na?
Shru: hahaha...you're kidding...serious?
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Akka: Shru come for breakfast
Shru: May I have the pastry you kept for the baby?
Akka:Shru grow up..don't act like a kid...how can you even think like that?!!
Shru: So...may I have the pastry?
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Sk: Hey shru welcome to my restaurant..! It cost me a crore rupees to buy this place!
Shru: cool! its fantastic! who owns this place?
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Shru hiding behind the door..
Akka: Shru i know you're here...
Shru: No im not!
Akka: So who is this? (pulling open the door)
Shru: (lousy at lying) Its a mirror! Its you!
(BUSTED!)
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Some facts about her:

Empties the house of all the food and blames the fridge for having eaten it
Works only when praised.
Ok..fine..never works
Eats all through the day!
If not eating..talking gibberish
Hurts herself with cotton (Don't ask me how!)
Is the typical "tubelight" for every joke..

The only thing missing is that Im not a soap opera star!:( :((
Please please...I'll even act in Kyonki chaas bhi kabhi dahi thi...
Please [-o<

IIT- JEE (Joint Electrocution & Execution)

2008-04-17T13:57:00.004+05:30

3.2 lac people all over the country appeared for IIT JEE this year...and they say they don't know how many "Krazzy People" in the country..?
So what if it is one of the toughest exams in the country..Everyone has to try their luck..! I can guarantee that only 5% of the total crowd gave the exam seriously and guess what?...All of them get selected..!
The rest just like adventure...Their adrenaline rushes up while entering the torture chamber..facing question they can NEVER answer :-SS..and swear at non living things like - the questions, the god damn options...and their pencils ..(why did you accompany me?..Don't laugh at me!! X( )
Also summer being such a beautiful season to write an exam..we not only sent our answers..but also huge amounts of sweat...#:-S
On the positive side...they could decide if the person is genuine by conducting a DNA test on the cells or something...:-B
But what I really liked was the variety in the expressions on the faces of the students..
Yeah India does have DIVERSITY...*applause* =D>
I could see students frantically biting off their nails :-SS...people completely puzzled @-)...some actually understanding the questions and solving and smiling..*add swear here* (How i hate them!) I also saw a few sleeping and drooling over their paper I-) *wonders what they were dreaming about * Why don't they let mobile phones in at all the wrong places...? this was worth capturing..! * Grins showing off her B-) new mobile phone with camera :P *
Also there was me..observing everyone...I was very CONFIDENT that i knew nothing! :P
I had such a wonderful time sitting in the convocation hall at IIT Bombay..*resents their attitude problem to change Bombay to Mumbai *
I had so much time that I even imagined getting my degree...*glimmering eyes*
Well thats about it..!
One request...Don't tell my mom...*pleads making a puppy face *

What-A-Phony Tuesday ?

2008-04-16T12:47:00.003+05:30

All "Other" telecom customers must think that the What-A-Phony telecom customers get lucky on tuesdays. I mean free movie tickets! Who doesn't want them!??! :|
But little do they know 'bout the inside story. Heres a sneak peek..
First we generate a movie coupon on our mobile phones that charges Rs. 3..But thats like hardly anything as compared to a free movie ticket!
So we happily leave our homes, drive to the cinema hall only to find complete chaos at the ticket counter. We look at the ticket rates and whoa! The ticket rates are soaring high not only for the weekends but for TUESDAY too..!:-O
So we say "what the heck..its just like 30 bucks more!" In India 50% discount is a BIG DEAL! If you buy a piece of cloth (useless...mind you!) for a 100 rupees which was priced at 200 rupees you say "hey! good bargain"
We notice some people yelling on top of their voices, really busy pressing buttons on their cellphones and people inquiring "yeh nahi chalega kya? " with retard expressions.
Hmm....It does sound like a "business" market...but lo and behold..! It is the coupon counter...where they convert your mobile generated coupon to a print coupon..(and you're sayin India is advancing technologically?)
We joined in a queue only to see that a few people were cheating their way in....(REMINDER: We are STILL in INDIA)
We waited and waited..
Hell i even read all those posters and disclaimers put on the walls. I actually thought those were wall-art used to make the place look attractive :P Did you know children below the age of 2 don't need a ticket :-O
So we waited and waited...cutting it short (waited)^1854 (thats just my lucky number!) (:|
As we were sweating it out (quite literally) standing in the queue...those people at the counter were enjoying conditioned air..which i secretly hoped was poisoned like in all those detective soaps and all..
Finally we got our coupon...! And theres another huge line for the ticket and we follow the procedure aforementioned...
When we get into the theatre to watch the movie #:-S and just begin to think 'its gonna be worth it'..Somebody makes a stupid movie like Kakiji 4 or U Me and Tumtum! and make us regret out decision...
And guys if you think you at least saved some bucks! Lemme tell ya...
If "Time is Money"
At the end of it all...
"YOU'RE BROKE!"

Hope @ Heart

2008-04-08T10:41:00.002+05:30

All world is my enemy
'I' am my biggest foe
Nowhere have I been so far
Nowhere can I go

My wings have been cut
And my strengths all shattered
My companions betrayed me
Power is all that mattered

Now as I look around me
Frowns are all I see
I look for a reason
A reason for me to be

Kill me..!! Why dont you?
Have I anything left?
I have nothing to give or to take
Nothing that I gave or kept

My soul is now scarred
My Mind is ever worried
Feelings are now scared
Deep inside buried

Drowning in this flood
Of pain and sorrow
All i have is a heart with Hope
A Hope of a better tomorrow.

A Lesson Learnt!

2008-03-12T20:02:00.006+05:30

heya people....!!

Well....My boards are FINALLY over..!!
and I am BACK!

So here's something i learnt in the past or better put the most horrible 13 days of my life....(and i thought 10th grade was the end of it!)

"When you have nothing to do or are wasting time doing useless and worthless things...(like you are now)...well...think again...! (i know it sounds like some cheap commercial..but i couldnt think of anything else...c'mon it takes time to recuperate from the ISOBES or Im-Sick-Of-Board-Exams Syndrome)...
SO where was I....well yah..When you're happy and ga...uhh...just happy...remember there will be days...which are completely opposite....
Remember the term "NATURAL COMPENSATION"...yah the same one you read in the newspaper and fondly chose to overlook the article...

Its stands true now that i look back at my past...or rather the past i remember..(this line dedicated to people who curse me for my forgetfulness or as they call it "bullakkhadgiri")...
As I go back a few (im never precise) months...i see myself...watchin every other show on TV...with nothin to do..or rather not doing the things i should have...(like studying..phhww..who does that?? ) I was very happy...had loads of time...!!!But days passed by..(never ever precise...actually thats the suspense :D)
And the "Dreaded" or simply put board exams came closer...i started..well was still wasting time...and more days passed by...and then came the BOARD EXAM...I had no time...and the entire protion to study....!!!!!!
Bhwwaaah!!!! It still gives me shudders to think of it..! Even a breath without putting something into my head was a BIG CRIME!!..Day in day day out...STUDY STUDY STUDY..(thats the synonym for HELL HELL HELL!!)
And I missed my Good ol' days...and you would often hear me saying..."Tabhi thoda toh padha hota toh!! " And there is stuck me!!
When I wasted my time doing nothing and being happy....nature planned the worst kinda days for me...
SO..now I have decided that in a day I will do something that i do not want to do but should do so that I dont have to do all those things together at the same time...!!
And NOW....that I have bugged you enough and that you are still reading this post....means that you have learnt nothing!!
But lemme warn you...*silence*...
' DARKER DAYS LIE AHEAD' ...*strange piano music*..."

SEE YA!

Who's to blame?

2008-01-16T13:26:00.000+05:30

hey everyone....
ok i know everyone includes those infinitesmally small number of people who i force to read my blog..
comming to the point...
You know sometimes people dont speak loud enough and we say "Excuse ME..." or "Pardon ME..."
Well what the hell was my fault...? Why do we have to apologise coz the person in front cant speak loudly...Why should I be excused or pardoned?
Why cant we just say "Hey! Thats not loud enough!" or "Nope..Speak louder" ?
Apologising for someone else's mistake is Good Manners?
Its like someone kills your spouse...and you say.." oops..! My Bad! "
Riddiculous isn't it?
Think 'bout it...

Ma-err-athi?

2008-01-11T09:57:00.000+05:30

Oh no!! You're not dyslexic..!
I'm Sure you could read it (im speaking to devnagari literates)
But the way and the pace at which you read it....Well thats the way someone i know speaks marathi!!

Oh how could the question "Who is it?" arise in your head...as from my previous posts you should have a general idea of who i LOVE making fun of :P

I'll spill the suspense...Its my "sister"...

Well i don't know why...but suddenly...my sis came to me and said she wants to speak marathi fluently..
I said..(after laughing my guts out!) "yah, give it a shot!"
after all who doesn't want some "more" humor in life?

so we started our so-called "Marathi Chat" (oh...even thinking about it gets me rolling on the floor laughing)
hmm...heres how the converstation goes...
Akka:Hey aamhi marathi madhye...oops...marathi-uhh...
Me:Marathit ?
Akka:Marathit bolu ya?
Me:Hmm..bol kay bolaych ahe tula?
Akka:Kahi nahi ga..Actually mala marathi bol..uh...
Me:Bolayala
Akka:ya..bolayala shikaych ahe..
Me:Asa achanak?
Akka:Arrey, tase khoop reasons ahe...
Me:Reasons?? karana?
Akka:Ho...Khoop Karana ahe..kay ahe naa..mala marathi vachayala yeta...samajayala yeta...pan fluently bolaayla yet nahi...
Me:Hmm....mag atta ka shikaych ahe tula? Tula marathi bolnyachi kay garaj ahe?
Akka:Asach(thats konkani-marthi word for the marathi word Sahaj)
Me:hmm...
Akka:Mala basically marathi barobar bolaych ahe...
(oh you can talk to languages too?? :O )
Me:oh mhanje mulat tula marathi neet bolaych ahe..
Akka:Ho..tech...

And the converstation went on...for about 10 mins after which i couldnt stand her stammer...and left the room...not coz i was angry or frustrated...but to tell everyone about this amazing chat...
You might not find it funny enough but if you were in my shoes you would have laughed until your stomach n cheeks hurt...

Ok...now i gotta go...after posting this one...
i've to publish it in the news paper :P

see ya later people....!

Dont Read It!

2007-12-27T15:57:00.000+05:30

well....hello...again...(oh! u have loads of patience!)
hmm....
let me start straight away...
how many of u feel that you love your partner more than he/she does?
or do you feel the other person is overdoing it...?
well...here is your answer (well ofcourse according to me!)

in every relationship....
there is a partner who loves more and the other who loves less...
the partner who loves more takes control of the relationship and the other...well...loves...

now to see from both angles....
the person who loves less gets control of the relationship but misses out on that happiness and joy of love...
the person who loves more gets this happiness...but with it comes all the sorrow...you should know what i mean...afterall the other person loves you less!!! (duh!!)

so if you win some you loose some....all comes down to a CYPHER!
thats the rule of LOVE....

and as the relationship progresses...sometimes...the person who loves less gradually starts loving more...and who loves more...well....his/her love...you know.....recedes with the tears....
now the time when they are at equilibrium are our happiest moments....
and when its reversed thats when comes the "break-up" time !

now no matter how much you love your partner..you cannot change this truth...
its the way it is...
so ask not for freedom from this bond or you will have it...

for all those people who read this patiently "thank you very much..your comments are welcome!!"

for all those people who read it and didnt like it...or completely disagree with it...or are bored to death..."the title of the post was just meant for you" :D

toodles....!

Poem Worthwhile :P

2007-12-06T02:50:00.000+05:30

Well my sis turned 23 yesterday...
And I wanted to do something special for her...
But I cant really be too nice to her...
So with the help of my poorly used brain and my extremely rubbish rhyming...
I came up with this...a Poem Specially for her...

Akka, My Dearest,
You're the best in the world..
You Straighten me up,
When I'm twisted and curled..

You are my angel
To guide me in life..
You're a great sister
(And You'll soon be a wife :P)
And a true friend in strife..

You make me so happy,
You're always there for me..
We'll do great things together,
The world will wait and see..

You look so beautiful,
And are so, much more at heart..
(when I see you in my dreams,
I wake up with a start :P)
I hope we will be together always
And life may never pull us apart..

You are my role model,
And the best sis too..
(I wont copy you,
I have better things to do :P)
You've taught me well,
To be gentle, nice and true..

Thank You Akka,
For all that you have done
Being with you..
Is just so much fun!!

P.S. : "Akka" is what i call my sister...

A Peep Into My Life..

2007-12-06T02:16:00.000+05:30

I danced in the rain ...
And toiled under the sun...
But now I am Blogging...
Coz this is much more FUN!!

Hmm....Here Goes....
Well Hello Everyone..This Is SHRUTI..
I am a Crazy girl...who does'nt use her brain too much....
which gets people to suspect if i have one..(i know my sis is nodding)...

But for me there is a very deep meaning to life...so deep that since i am BATHOPHOBIC.....i cant dare to find out...

I love reading...(ok mom i will read my text book...!!)
The Potter Series may not have appealed to everyone...but they triggered my Imagination...

My choice of Music is extreemely varied...Genre no bars....

I am a VERY TALKATIVE person...(i just can't keep my mouth shut!!!)
So keep your cotton plugs handy!!

Hmm....just a lil' more 'bout my family...
My family is my pillar of Strength...They've always Been there for me...
My papa...(Currently workin' for a Bank)
My ma..(retired..from a bank..now at home..Full time)
My sis...6 years Older(not mentally)...done her MBA...now workin...dont ask me where...
hey if you are so interested go visit her BLOG!!

well...there are a lot of other things i would love to share...wait for my posts...
(ok...i know i bored u enough...but do drop by once a while..)

bye for now...
regards,
Shruti